Learn to play guitar is disarming
My brother is a very suspicious person. Ever since we were kids, he has apparently been under the impression that I am going to be attacked by ninjas or marauders. To this end, he is constantly preparing me to handle a surprise attack. Today we were in the grocery store and he said, “Someone in this room is a spy.” I wasn’t sure what he was talking about at first, we were standing in the produce section in front of the apples. After a minute, it hit me. I rolled my eyes and said, “Ok, the obvious choice would be the Mr. Hooper behind the meat counter, so I’m going to go with the guy hanging up the ‘learn to play guitar’ signs on the bulletin board.” My brother nodded approvingly as I went on to say that I would disarm him and restrain him with his hemp necklace, and barring that, his phone number was on the sign.